Bigger on the Inside

Smaller on the outside

Jul 22

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

(via smileybeard)


lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(via smileybeard)


georgeslays:

Prince George has achieved more in his life than I ever will in mine and I’m totally okay with that

(via smileybeard)


riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

(via sunshine-liss)


bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

(via smileybeard)



middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

(via thesaleminator)


brunettescum:

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

bitch looks like Jennifer Aniston impersonating Barbra Streisand

(via sunshine-liss)


Jul 21

trolltina:

me as a parent

(via creepysleepyqueer)


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