Bigger on the Inside

Smaller on the outside

Jul 30




omfg reblogging till the end of time

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baby's first words

  • mom: say mama
  • mom: say ma-ma
  • mom: say it!
  • baby:
  • baby:
  • baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


what a baby”

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look a tthis idiot i want 40


look a tthis idiot i want 40

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“Wow, what a butthole.” Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation  (via gaykinq)

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I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 


When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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My mom showed me an article headline yesterday that read something along the lines of “Man stabs another man during a threesome because he was ‘hogging all the vagina’ and refused to switch positions”

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